Now I was not going to blog about this out of respect to some of the people that were at the party, but I figured, I was invited to be a part of this, so rightfully I should write about it. Not to embarrass the people who had been duped, but to speak up for them. For their honor, because I care for them. A few of them anyway.
When the heavily tanned middle aged actress walked out onto the beautifully decorated mid-town rooftop, the atmosphere was ALMOST perfect. The sun was setting behind the trees, the view was amazing, the temperture had dropped and the breeze............ wait a minute, something is wrong........ its her dress........ not the way it fits, that is normal. Her boobs are out there for display as usual, her ass is almost showing, that's par for the course. What is it? Oh my lord its
the color!! It is the same CFM pink as the "surprise" decorations.
To be honest I was clued in by my girlfriend ahead of time that she had figured out what was going on, but the acting was terrible, and like I always say, I don't mind acting, but I hate bad acting! Stevie Wonder could have seen through it. But I've got to hand it to this chick, she held onto her poorly disguised attempt til the very end of the night. Posing for the camera like she just won a free facelift. Releasing her dress-colored surprise gifted balloons into the night.
Her friends, the ones I like/love were way nicer than I may have been. I know they didn't want to spoil the party, and they did the right thing. At times it was awkward, but pretty entertaining. I guess you just have to show a lot of grace and mercy to the mentally challenged.
Thanks for letting me be an observer of such a strange attempt to enjoy your life, but wouldn't it have just been easier to say "Let's have a really cool party on my 30th!".
Christopher Alan Yates
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